(215): You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro.
The other day a woman and her daughter came in to order a cake from the bakery I work at. Her daughter chose the Harry Potter themed cake. Today they came in to pick up their order. Before the lady asked to get the cake, the little girl ran up to me and said “Accio birthday cake!!” fully equipped with a wand. So I quickly ran to get her cake. Coolest kid ever. MLIA