November 2009
34 posts
(440): dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to leave, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your time machine, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
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(314): On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
“Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go by any rules. They’re not like aches or wounds; they’re more like splits in the skin that won’t heal because there’s not enough material.”
—F. Scott Fitzgerald
(334): you know i’m gay cause i’d have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Baby, I Got Your Money
Say Anything
Baby, I Got Your Money- Say Anything
